2009: Been There, Done That

Welp, I’ve had about enough of 2009. Frankly the whole last decade is passé at this point. It’s time to put the past behind us and move forward, so I’ve compiled a list of things I hope to accomplish in 2010. Next to each item is the probability that it’ll actually happen. These figures were determined using a sophisticated algorithm factoring in past experience, motivation cycles, financial scenarios, and many other variables. Trust me, it’s sophisticated.

Mattdude’s Goals for 2010:

  1. Stay More in Touch with Friends & Family – 98%
  2. Stay Current on Utility Bills to Avoid Late Fees – 47%
  3. Visit Mikedude in Colorado At Least Once – 99%
  4. Get a New, Newer Model Blue Lumina – 2%
  5. Redesign Mattdude.com – 97%
  6. Perform Better at My Job – 74%
  7. Read Some Books – 25%
  8. Never Login to Facebook – 0.4%
  9. Hold My Own with Patchdude in a Quake Live Duel – 7%
  10. Be Nice at Work – 51%
2009: Been There, Done That