I know, I know. That’s what you want, and how you want it. That’s the rule, how it must be done, I have no choice, etc. etc. It’s cool. I understand exactly where you’re coming from. To some small degree I even sympathize with your plight. But no.
Oh, I hear your exclamations of protest quite clearly! And yes, I comprehend what you’re saying and why you’re saying it. But again, no. Sorry.
See, now you’re just being silly. Even if I were inclined to submit to your demands (which, of course, I am not), raising your voice does nothing to propel us toward a resolution.
Then again, it would be disingenuous to suggest there is any “resolution” other than doing it my way.
Oh come on now! There’s no need for that sort of language. I harbor no malice and intend no harm. I’m merely stating facts here.
I’ve considered your way. Thought about it. Analyzed it. And yeah, no.
Not now. Not tomorrow. Not ever.
Ain’t gonna happen.